zeldathemes
Psychopaths and Mystery Writers
My name is Emily and I like Frozen, Castle, Taylor Swift, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Percy Jackson, youtube, Once Upon a Time, and probably other stuff I'm forgetting.

geneticallyidenticals:

*cringes at 9 year old me*

*cringes at 13 year old me*

*cringes at year ago me*

*cringes at day ago me*

*cringes at future me*

ironyofchokingonjacksdick:

A sentence I never thought I would read

ironyofchokingonjacksdick:

A sentence I never thought I would read

queen-juvia:

this is my favorite thing of the day

frickfractals:

I have 1,774 followers

Only two more and I’ll be a real American

The US Government: We're not going to make it federally mandatory for people to get paid a wage they can actually live off of
The US Government: If people want to make a living, they'll just have to work 16+ hours a day
The US Government: And if their kids end up disenfranchised because of a lack of parental involvement, well that's not our problem
The US Government: In fact, what is our problem is creating a system that will funnel these disenfranchised youth into our prison system so they can work for corporations (that promise us money) for damn near free
The US Government: If they don't want to fall victim to this system, then they can seek higher education
The US Government: Except such an education will be inaccessible to most disenfranchised people and skewed in favor of the financially stable and white people
The US Government: And we're not going to make intervention programs like sex education and conflict resolution federally mandatory, because that's the parent's job
The US Government: The parent who is working 16 hours a day
milotlc:

The one time I go on Facebook and I see this

milotlc:

The one time I go on Facebook and I see this

saygoodbyetothese:

markruffalo:

Poor Banner

Mark Ruffalo is reblogging gifs of himself and commenting on his characters. My life is complete.

zoeuhura:

A+ parenting courtesy of the Turner family

funnuraba:


bee movie is rated pg for parental guidance

funnuraba:

bee movie is rated pg for parental guidance